TooMeta.com

Dutch authorities have arrested three bold pioneers of the Bot-Net Architecture For Windows™ which TooMeta.com is currently developing. Having constructed a network of over 100,000 machines, and having put it to use for productive activities such as phising and cyber-extortion, this trio caught our attention not only as obvious up-and-comers, but also as heralds for the power of the Bot-Net Architecture™.

While we at TooMeta.com are saddened and disappointed to hear of the arrest, we are confident that the Bot-Net Architecture™ will continue to be a shareholder value-enhancing tool for any business which works in technology. And upgrades are always on the way! The next upcoming release of the Bot-Net Architecture™ includes patented TooMetamorph technology which prevents antivirus systems from mistaking the Bot-Net™ handshake initiation protocol for a Trojan or other malicious code. Just think – if the (obviously immoral, if not illegal) predations of Norton, Symantac, McAfee, and other terrorist cyber-luddites couldn’t stop three guys from assembling a computing cluster with 100,000 systems, what can the fully-unleashed capabilities of the Bot-Net Architecture™ do for you?

Every day, they’re out there. While you brush your teeth, while you drive to work, while you sleep soundly in your bed, hackers, script kiddies and other miscreants are waging global war on the internet. Viruses and worms exploit vulnerabilities in all sorts of systems and applications, turning ordinary computers into a world-wide ‘botnets’ to do the grunt work in the nefarious schemes of spammers, crackers, and identity thieves.

Isn’t it time you put them to some good use?

Introducing the Bot-Net Architecture™ For Windows, a multithreaded, object-oriented API capable of leveraging the exciting power of botnets in all the ways your imagination can dream of. Acquire resources, control systems, expand networks with the push of a button – it’s that easy. Since all the work is done on remote computers, Bot-Net™ requires virtually no CPU time or memory, keeping your hardware costs low. But just because they are remote systems doesn’t mean they have to act like remote systems – Bot-Net™ handles all the complexities of the network transparently and seamlessly: you make a local function call, and in a suburb of London, some yuppy sprays latte foam all over his 17″ PowerBook when Safari tells him that he’s just helped you steal $11 million from the Teamsters Union.

Bot-Net™: Who do you want to own today?