Dutch authorities have arrested three bold pioneers of the Bot-Net Architecture For Windows™ which TooMeta.com is currently developing. Having constructed a network of over 100,000 machines, and having put it to use for productive activities such as phising and cyber-extortion, this trio caught our attention not only as obvious up-and-comers, but also as heralds for the power of the Bot-Net Architecture™.
While we at TooMeta.com are saddened and disappointed to hear of the arrest, we are confident that the Bot-Net Architecture™ will continue to be a shareholder value-enhancing tool for any business which works in technology. And upgrades are always on the way! The next upcoming release of the Bot-Net Architecture™ includes patented TooMetamorph technology which prevents antivirus systems from mistaking the Bot-Net™ handshake initiation protocol for a Trojan or other malicious code. Just think – if the (obviously immoral, if not illegal) predations of Norton, Symantac, McAfee, and other terrorist cyber-luddites couldn’t stop three guys from assembling a computing cluster with 100,000 systems, what can the fully-unleashed capabilities of the Bot-Net Architecture™ do for you?